i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Your penis caused this!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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