Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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