Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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