it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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