oh god the rape fog is back!
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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