North Korea, Best Korea!
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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