so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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