In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
