the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
