Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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