I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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