There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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