Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Is Oprah even human
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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