awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Randomize
