i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
