spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Come on in and take your pants off
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