i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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