i just made my gag reflex go away.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
So much rum. So many feels.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
this is an emotional support booty call
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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