Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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