This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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