Buhtt sex?
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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