so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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