i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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