You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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