Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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