I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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