how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Randomize
