we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Blood and glitter go together right?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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