fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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