I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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