its not stalking. its research.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Im part way to drunk.
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