He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
not ubering you a puppy
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