if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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