guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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