Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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