But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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