therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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