Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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