His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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