If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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