Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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