youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Even my vagina gasped.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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