Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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