Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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