Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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