he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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