Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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