love makes seman taste better
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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