U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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