Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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