Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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