I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I think a kid would responsible me up
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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