covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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