but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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